I have a new sarcastic cross stitch sampler pattern available in my series of snarky cross stitch designs. I know these aren’t for everyone, but I’ve been enjoying venting out my aggressions onto Aida.
![snarky-sarcastic-cross-stitch-sampler.jpg Snarky sarcastic cross stitch sampler](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-reGSXiVJEBA/WtwQK38RuNI/AAAAAAABmow/FQ1rJELq3gkxSv5IPKZHEJfLg4gdwwCNACHMYCw/snarky-sarcastic-cross-stitch-sampler.jpg?imgmax=1600)
This was a meme I saw on Facebook and I decided to put it down in fiber. Some days I just get tired of being nice.. and this really resonated with me.
![Not-dealing-with-your-bs-cross-stitch-pattern.jpg Not dealing with your bs cross stitch pattern](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-nOdAw0BptHM/WtwQLkNbG5I/AAAAAAABmo0/yD2M3BokA_oTa4sUz8slml2xlNCIGzu0ACHMYCw/Not-dealing-with-your-bs-cross-stitch-pattern.jpg?imgmax=1600)
I started the pattern a few weeks ago, but I don’t stitch very quickly so even small designs like this one take me a while.
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I finally finished it off at the Oakland A’s game I posted about earlier this month. It is pretty funny to sit in front of people and have them reading your snarky cross stitch sampler over your shoulder.
![Cross-stitching-at-Baseball-game.jpg Cross stitching at Baseball game](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-AeIjdELPOjk/WtwQO__OdKI/AAAAAAABmpE/iH2dMOo13b8RlW1QDRtwqVfOcaP84FpAwCHMYCw/Cross-stitching-at-Baseball-game.jpg?imgmax=1600)
![Funny-Things-I'm-Not-Cross-Stitch-Pattern.jpg Funny Things I m Not Cross Stitch Pattern](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Vrzu9PVmvJY/WtwQMql7isI/AAAAAAABmo4/Ij_EXjoJKpwDQ7hE24vkE8JLV65C_UI4QCHMYCw/Funny-Things-I%2527m-Not-Cross-Stitch-Pattern.jpg?imgmax=1600)
You can get the printable PDF pattern (two patterns actually.. one in full color and one in black and white depending on what you prefer!)
![A Sarcastic Cross Stitch Sampler: Things I'm not: -Skinny -Nice -Going to deal with your BS OMG! So funny.. I need to stitch this! A Sarcastic Cross Stitch Sampler: Things I'm not: -Skinny -Nice -Going to deal with your BS OMG! So funny.. I need to stitch this!](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-IxHeSmjqSq0/WtwQNelV9JI/AAAAAAABmo8/NRCWrctx740nBuZHCnujEKNW-4SeVwVnACHMYCw/Sarcastic-Cross-Stitch-sampler.jpg?imgmax=1600)
Oh, but how I want to be skinny! I love everything about this!
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