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15 Funny Gift Ideas for Snarky Moms

Sarcastic Mom gift ideas
Funny gifts for snarky moms


This will be my 12th Mother's Day as a mom, and I have learned a thing or two about parenting during that time.  I have also learned a lot about myself. I'm definitely one of those sarcastic moms, the type who is willing to laugh at herself.

So for Mother's day this year I don't want flowers or candy or even small kitchen appliances.  I want a gift that celebrates the humor (and sarcasm) in motherhood.   I've collected fifteen gift ideas for moms who are little too edgy and sarcastic for those cheesy “bath bombs and chocolates” gift guides you see floating around Pinterest. (Save those for your grandma!)  Instead these items all take a more realistic view of motherhood. 

   Every mom can probably relate to most of them, even if they don't want to admit it.

10 Things To Ask When Choosing an Online Mattress Company

How to shop for mattresses online10 things to ask when mattress shopping onlineIf you get 8 hours of sleep every night, do you realize that you will spend ONE THIRD of your life in bed?  Yes. A third.  And even if you don’t get a full 8 hours, you will still spend at least 1/4-1/5 of your life sleeping.   You will spend less time on vacation, in your car, or on your sofa.  But many of us spend more time researching our car and vacation purchase than we spend researching mattresses.
Organic cotton mattress
This is often because Mattress store make it really difficult to tell the differences between their products. And often this is intentional.  Comparing apples to apples when it comes to mattresses is nearly impossible.

Today’s tech savvy shoppers have turned away from buying mattresses in brick and mortar stores, and instead look to ordering mattresses online.  There are big advantages to buying onlin, including no high pressure salesmen, no quick decisions, and reduced overhead costs of brick and mortar stores.
Online mattress shopping
Instead, you can go online, do all your mattress research from the comfort of your sofa, and order exactly what you want.  Your mattress is then delivered right to your bedroom where you can actually TRY it by sleeping on it, the way you would normally use a mattress. You aren’t forced to do ’test drive’ your mattress purchase in a fluorescently lit mattress store filled with strangers.Saatva mattress
Still, many people are not 100% comfortable buying mattresses sight unseen. They are hesitant to make such a large purchase on their own.  But today’s online mattress buying experience can be relatively risk-free.  If buy a mattress from the right online mattress company, you have no reason to be hesitant.

So how do you know you are buying a mattress from the right place?
That is the million dollar question.

"Things I'm Not" Cross Stitch Sampler

Things I m not cross stich
I have a new sarcastic cross stitch sampler pattern available in my series of snarky cross stitch designs.  I know these aren’t for everyone, but I’ve been enjoying venting out my aggressions onto Aida.
Snarky sarcastic cross stitch sampler
This was a meme I saw on Facebook and I decided to put it down in fiber.  Some days I just get tired of being nice.. and this really resonated with me.
Not dealing with your bs cross stitch pattern
I started the pattern a few weeks ago, but I don’t stitch very quickly so even small designs like this one take me a while.

Kitchen Herb Garden (Tabletop or Wall Mounted)

DIY wooden herb garden boxKitchen counter herb garden
Spring is almost here.. sort of.  But even if you are still under snow or suffering from cold temperatures, it is time to start gardening! Even if that means doing it indoors.

So today I want to show you how I made a simple little kitchen herb garden which is perfect either right on the kitchen counter, or even mounted on the wall.
Tabletop herb garden
The premise is simple, grow your fresh herbs right where you are going to use them: the kitchen.  And in this case I made mine to house the most common herbs we use in our cooking.

How to Clean a Crock Pot Insert


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How to clean your crock pot
Over time the ceramic insert in my slow cooker has become discolored and scratched up.  I love to shred chicken breasts in my crock pot using my hand mixer and the mixer blades leave grey marks all over the bottom and sides. Cleaning touch stains on slow cooker
Regular washing doesn’t take the marks off, but there is something that does.  Bon Ami powder cleanser! 

Look at my slow cooker insert NOW:
How to clean a slow cooker

How to Make Your Own Marquee Lightbox Letters and Words

How to make your own lighbox letters
DIY marquee letters
If you have been on Instagram for more than a nano second you know that marquee light boxes and letter boards are all the rage right now. These lighted boxes with slide in letters let you express yourself!
Marquee Light box letters and words
I confess.. I’ve used them.. I love mine!  I have a huge collection!
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But one of the problems I have is that I don’t always have enough letter (or enough space) to actually say what I want to say.

Let’s just be honest here.. The lovely Heidi Swapp is never going to make a “cuss words” expansion pack!  I have A LOT of letter sets, but I still struggle with being able to spell out exactly what I want to say.

Easy DIY Tote Bag from Dollar Store Placemats (Video Tutorial)

How to sew a tote bag from placemats
How to make a bag from placemats
This post is April’s Dollar Store Design Squad challenge and I'm so stoked with just how fabulous this project came out. I mean, I thought it would work out, but the actual finished project is so much nicer than I actually thought it would be.. (oh, should I be admitting that out loud?)

This tote bag is actually made from dollar store PLACEMATS. Yep, those are placemats, and the entire project only took a few minutes and cost about 4 dollars!  (Nice right?!)
How to sew a tote bag with dollar store placemats

10 Dollar Store Inspired Spring Projects



It is time for another Dollar Store Design Squad challenge.. and this time everyone participating in the challenge focused on spring and early summer projects. 

All the Best DIYs in Red and White and Blue

Three collections of fabulous diy projects.. in three colors: Red, White and Blue.  Because you don't need stars and stripes to be patriotic.
This month the All Things Creative team are brining you not one, not two, but THREE collections of amazing DIY projects all sorted by color.  But not just ANY COLORS.. We are talking about projects in the patriotic colors of Red, White and Blue!

Isn’t that a fun idea? Instead of projects that scream “Fourth of July” we are celebrating the colors of the Stars and Stripes in a more subtle way.   Each of these projects features a single color, not all three!

That means you could use most of these projects all year long.  I thought I’d share a few of my favorites and then the entire collection. And let me tell you, the ladies of the ATC team did not disappoint. 

Celebrating 50 Years of Oakland Baseball with Oakland Family Tees

Rooted in oakland header
April is finally here and Major League Baseball’s season opener was this past week! If you follow me on Instagram you know we are a softball family, and our love of the game extends all the way to our Bay Area major league franchise, the Oakland Athletics.

The Oakland Athletics (affectionally known as the "A’s” ) kicked off their season this week, and with it came a huge milestone for the franchise.  This is their FIFTIETH season in Oakland.

The Athletics are actually one of the American League’s original charter teams (originally the Philadelphia Althetics) but moved to Oakland in 1968 where they have been ever since.  That means that for the past 50 years Oakland has been able to call the Athletics “our” team!
Oakland A s game
In a major metropolitan area, there are often multiple major league sports teams, and in the Bay Area has no shortage..  but the Oakland Athletics are special. They have ALWAYS focused on being Oakland's home team. Not the Bay Area, not San Francisco, not Northern California.. ONLY Oakland and the East Bay.  They have continuously celebrated the people in their home city and are always improving on the experience of attending A’s games in Oakland.






 
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